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+This software is distributed under an ANTI-ABUSE LICENSE (aka. *bollocks
+to copyright and distributions* license), and without any warranty whatsoever.
+If you redistribute this software as part of a larger collection, distribution,
+or suite of software, you must do one of the following:
+
+(a) Always redistribute the **unmodified** and **latest** version provided
+by the lead author. If the lead author releases a new version (on a specific
+branch, such as 'stable' or 'development'), you must promptly make that new
+version the default version offered to your users (on that specific branch).
+
+(b) Rename the software, and make it obvious that your modified or obsolete
+software is in no way connected to the lead author of the original software.
+The users of your version should under no circumstances be under the
+illusion that they can contact the lead author or any of the authors of the
+original software if they have any complaints or queries.
+
+(c) Do not in any way directly expose this software to your users. 
+
+Otherwise, do whatever you want with this software. In particular, you may
+freely use code snippets in other projects.
+